![\"irishlogic\"](\"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/irishlogic.jpeg\")
<\/a>\n”Tell me about your staff,” he asked Paddy.
\n”Well,” said Paddy, ”there’s the farm hand, I pay him \u00a3240 a week, and he has a free cottage.
\nThen there’s the housekeeper. She gets \u00a3190 a week, along with free board and lodging.
\nThere’s also the half-wit.He works a 16 hour day, does 90% of the work, earns about \u00a325 a week along with a bottle of whisky and, as a special treat, occasionally gets to sleep with my wife.”
\n”That’s disgraceful” said the inspector, ”I need to interview the half-wit.”
\n”That’ll be me then,” said Paddy.<\/p>\n
A nice contribution from Paul in Provence<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Paddy McCoy, an elderly Irish farmer, received a letter from the Department for Work & Pensions stating that they suspected he was not paying his employees the statutory minimum wage and they would send an inspector to interview them. On the appointed day, the inspector turned up. ”Tell me about your staff,” he asked Paddy. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[1019,2344,2345],"class_list":["post-16577","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-irish","tag-irlandsk-logic","tag-logik"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-4jn","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":15911,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/irish-joke\/","url_meta":{"origin":16577,"position":0},"title":"IRISH JOKE \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4","author":"bengt39","date":"2012-11-25","format":false,"excerpt":"A\u00a0 petrol\u00a0 station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his\u00a0 sales, so he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Every\u00a0\u00a0Fill-Up.' Paddy pulled in, filled his tank\u00a0 and\u00a0 asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number\u00a0 from 1 to 10, and said\u2026","rel":"","context":"I \u201d1 English stuff\u201d","block_context":{"text":"1 English stuff","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/category\/english-stuff\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":18554,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/veckans-frackis-an-irish-joke\/","url_meta":{"origin":16577,"position":1},"title":"An Irish joke","author":"admin","date":"2017-06-06","format":false,"excerpt":"\u00a0 Voted Best Joke in Ireland 2006 John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, \"Here's to spendig the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!\" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his\u2026","rel":"","context":"I \u201d2 JOKES\u201d","block_context":{"text":"2 JOKES","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/category\/ett-gott-skratt\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":12952,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/blind-golfer\/","url_meta":{"origin":16577,"position":2},"title":"Three jokes about engineers","author":"bengt39","date":"2021-05-05","format":false,"excerpt":"To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. XXXXXXXX Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, \"Where did you get such a great bike?\" The\u2026","rel":"","context":"I \u201d1 English stuff\u201d","block_context":{"text":"1 English stuff","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/category\/english-stuff\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":21041,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/male-drivers\/","url_meta":{"origin":16577,"position":3},"title":"Male drivers","author":"admin","date":"2013-12-12","format":false,"excerpt":"Harry died with his boots on \u2013 sadly one was on the accelerator at the time. + A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside. \"There's no room,\" they said. \"It's full up!\" \"But you must let me on!\" shouted the man.\u2026","rel":"","context":"I \u201d1 English stuff\u201d","block_context":{"text":"1 English stuff","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/category\/english-stuff\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":13624,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/jet-fuel\/","url_meta":{"origin":16577,"position":4},"title":"Jet Fuel \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4","author":"bengt39","date":"2012-03-05","format":false,"excerpt":"Dave and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as\u00a0\u00a0aircraft\u00a0 mechanics in Melbourne, Australia .. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Dave said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!' Jim\u00a0 says, 'Me too. Y'know,\u2026","rel":"","context":"I \u201d2 JOKES\u201d","block_context":{"text":"2 JOKES","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/category\/ett-gott-skratt\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/guys.gif?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":10110,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/goodbyegrandpa\/","url_meta":{"origin":16577,"position":5},"title":"Good bye grandpa \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4","author":"bengt39","date":"2011-03-07","format":false,"excerpt":"A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying: \"God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa.\" The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?' The little girl said, \"I don't\u2026","rel":"","context":"I \u201d1 English stuff\u201d","block_context":{"text":"1 English stuff","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/category\/english-stuff\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16577","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16577"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16577\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16580,"href":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16577\/revisions\/16580"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16577"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16577"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16577"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}