In the early 1930\u2032s, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost.<\/p>\n
\u201c$10 for 3 minutes,\u201d replied the pilot. \u201cThat\u2019s too much,\u201d said the farmer.<\/p>\n
The pilot thought for a second and then said, \u201cI\u2019ll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make a sound, you\u2019ll have to pay $10.\u201d<\/p>\n
The farmer and his wife agreed and went for a wild ride. After they landed, the pilot said to the farmer, \u201cI want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave man.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cMaybe so,\u201d said the farmer, \u201cBut I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out.\u201d<\/p>\n
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