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A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, \u201cExcuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don\u2019t know where I am.\u201d<\/p>\n

The woman below replied, \u201cYou are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYou must be an engineer,\u201d said the balloonist.<\/p>\n

\u201cI am,\u201d replied the woman, \u201cHow did you know?\u201d
\n\u201cWell,\u201d answered the balloonist, \u201ceverything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you\u2019ve not been much help so far.\u201d<\/p>\n

The woman below responded, \u201cYou must be in Management.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI am,\u201d replied the balloonist, \u201cbut how did you know?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWell,\u201d said the woman, \u201cyou don\u2019t know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it\u2019s my fault!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u00a0A nice contribution from J\u00f6rgen M61<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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