1)\u00a0The flight attendant watched a passenger try to stuff his hopelessly overloaded bags into the overhead bin.<\/p>\n
Finally she informed him that he would have to check the oversized luggage.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhen I fly other airlines,\u201d he said irritably, \u201cI never have this problem!\u201d<\/p>\n
She smiled and said, \u201cSir, when you fly other airlines, I don\u2019t have this problem either.\u201d<\/p>\n
2)\u00a0A plane was taking off from\u00a0New York\u00a0Airport. After it reached a cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, \u201cLadies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 123, non-stop from\u00a0New York\u00a0to\u00a0Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax \u2013 OH, MY GOD!\u201d<\/p>\n
Silence followed and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, \u201cLadies and Gentlemen I am so sorry if I scared you earlier; but, while I was talking, the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap.
\nYou should see the front of my pants!\u201d A passenger in Economy said, That\u2019s nothing. He should see the back of mine!\u201d<\/p>\n
3)\u00a0This girl was an excellent pilot, but not real good at making passengers feel at ease.<\/p>\n
For example, one time the airplane in front of her blew a tire on landing, scattering chunks of rubber all over the runway. She was asked to hold while the trucks came out to clean up.<\/p>\n
Her announcement: Ladies and gentlemen, I\u2019m afraid there will be a short delay before our arrival. They\u2019ve closed the airport while they clean up what\u2019s left of the last airplane that landed there.<\/p>\n
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