{"id":16727,"date":"2013-02-09T16:51:52","date_gmt":"2013-02-09T15:51:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/?p=16727"},"modified":"2013-02-11T08:58:24","modified_gmt":"2013-02-11T07:58:24","slug":"good-morning-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/good-morning-2\/","title":{"rendered":"GOOD MORNING \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<div><em><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">On a bitterly cold winter&#8217;s morning a husband and wife in\u00a0Essex\u00a0were<\/span>\u00a0<span style=\"font-size: medium;\">watching Breakfast TV.<\/span><\/span><\/em><\/div>\n<div>\n<div><em><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">The\u00a0presenter said, &#8221;We are going to have\u00a010cms\u00a0of snow today. 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