{"id":16841,"date":"2013-02-14T11:41:28","date_gmt":"2013-02-14T10:41:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/?p=16841"},"modified":"2013-02-14T11:42:20","modified_gmt":"2013-02-14T10:42:20","slug":"clever-woman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/clever-woman\/","title":{"rendered":"Clever woman \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"lady\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father, and working in the family business.<\/p>\n

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died,
\nhe decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.<\/p>\n

One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.<\/p>\n

Her natural beauty took his breath away.<\/p>\n

”I may look like an ordinary guy,” he said to her,
\n”but in just a few years, my father will die and I will inherit $200 million.”<\/p>\n

Impressed, the woman asked for his business card.<\/p>\n

Three days later, she became his stepmother.<\/p>\n

Women are so much better at financial planning than men<\/p>\n

A contribution from Paul in Provence<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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