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A husband reluctantly agreed to play in the couples\u2019 alternate shot \u00a0tournament at his club
\nHe teed off on the first hole, a par four, and blistered a drive 300 yards<\/span>\u00a0<\/span>down the middle of the fairway.<\/span>Upon reaching the ball, the husband said to his wife \u201dJust hit it toward the\u00a0<\/i><\/span><\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span>green, anywhere around there will be fine.\u201d<\/i><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n


\n<\/i><\/span>The wife proceeded to shank the ball deep into the woods.<\/i><\/span>\u00a0<\/i><\/span>Undaunted, the husband said \u201dThat\u2019s OK, Sweetheart\u201d
\nand spent the full five minutes looking for the ball.<\/i><\/span>\u00a0<\/i><\/span>He found it just in time, but in a horrible position..
\nHe played the shot of his life to get the ball within two feet of the hole.<\/i><\/span>He told his wife to knock the ball in.<\/i><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>His wife then proceeded to knock the ball off the green and into a bunker.
\nStill maintaining composure, the husband summoned all of his skill and holed the shot from the bunker.<\/i><\/span>He took the ball out of the hole and, while walking off the green, put his arm around his wife and calmly said,
\n\u201dHoney, that was a bogey five, and\u00a0<\/i><\/span><\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span>that\u2019s OK, but I think we can do better on the next hole\u201d<\/i><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n


\nTo which she replied, \u201dListen asshole, don\u2019t bitch at me, only 2 of those 5 shots were mine.\u201d<\/i><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

A nice contribution from Paul in Provence<\/em><\/p>\n

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A husband reluctantly agreed to play in the couples\u2019 alternate shot \u00a0tournament at his club He teed off on the first hole, a par four, and blistered a drive 300 yards\u00a0down the middle of the fairway.Upon reaching the ball, the husband said to his wife \u201dJust hit it toward the\u00a0\u00a0green, anywhere around there will be […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,7],"tags":[2813],"class_list":["post-16880","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-english-stuff","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-golf"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-4og","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":19408,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/the-deaf-wife-problem\/","url_meta":{"origin":16880,"position":0},"title":"The deaf wife problem","author":"admin","date":"2014-02-24","format":false,"excerpt":"Bob feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. 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