{"id":16926,"date":"2013-01-05T10:29:10","date_gmt":"2013-01-05T09:29:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/?p=16926"},"modified":"2019-03-21T11:41:48","modified_gmt":"2019-03-21T10:41:48","slug":"senior-sex-%c2%a4%c2%a4%c2%a4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/senior-sex-%c2%a4%c2%a4%c2%a4\/","title":{"rendered":"SENIOR SEX"},"content":{"rendered":"

This is too\u00a0 funny to be dirty – enjoy!<\/strong><\/p>\n

The husband leans over\u00a0 and asks his wife, ”Do you remember the first time we had\u00a0 sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the\u00a0 village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and\u00a0 I made love to you.”<\/p>\n

Yes, she says, ”I remember it\u00a0 well.”<\/p>\n

OK, he says, ”How about taking a stroll\u00a0 around there again and we can do it for old time’s\u00a0 sake?”<\/p>\n

”Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a\u00a0 crazy, but good idea!”<\/p>\n

A police officer sitting in\u00a0 the next booth heard their conversation and, having a\u00a0 chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I’ve got to see\u00a0 these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I’ll just\u00a0 keep an eye on them so there’s no trouble. So he follows\u00a0 them.<\/p>\n

The elderly couple walks haltingly along,\u00a0 leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks.\u00a0 Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their\u00a0 way to the fence The old lady lifts her skirt and the old\u00a0 man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence,\u00a0 the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the\u00a0 most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This\u00a0 goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud\u00a0 noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both\u00a0 collapse, panting on the ground.<\/p>\n

The policeman is\u00a0 amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and\u00a0 old age that he didn’t know.<\/p>\n

After about half an\u00a0 hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple\u00a0 struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The\u00a0 policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this\u00a0 is truly amazing, I’ve got to ask them what their secret\u00a0 is.<\/p>\n

So,\u00a0 as the couple passes, he says to them, ”Excuse me, but\u00a0 that was something else. You must’ve had a fantastic sex\u00a0 life together. Is there some sort of secret to\u00a0 this?”<\/p>\n

Shaking,\u00a0 the old man is barely able to reply,<\/p>\n

”Fifty\u00a0 years ago that wasn’t an electric\u00a0 fence.”<\/p>\n

A contribution from my Brazilian friend Massamiti from Sao Paulo<\/em> <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This is too\u00a0 funny to be dirty – enjoy! The husband leans over\u00a0 and asks his wife, ”Do you remember the first time we had\u00a0 sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the\u00a0 village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and\u00a0 I made love to you.” Yes, she says, ”I remember […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[1779,1788],"class_list":["post-16926","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-senior","tag-sex"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-4p0","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":9861,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/some-senior-humours\/","url_meta":{"origin":16926,"position":0},"title":"Some senior humours \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4","author":"bengt39","date":"2011-02-08","format":false,"excerpt":"THREE OLD GUYS WALKING Three old guys are out walking. 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