A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde.<\/p>\n
The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.<\/p>\n
Finally, after many glances from her, he said, ”Golf balls.”<\/p>\n
The blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking deeply about what he had said. Unable to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked,<\/p>\n
”Is that like tennis elbow?”<\/p>\n
A contribution from Paul in Provence<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many glances from her, he said, ”Golf balls.” The blonde continued to look at him for a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,7],"tags":[2406],"class_list":["post-17046","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-english-stuff","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-golfballs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-4qW","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":18781,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/golfing-accident\/","url_meta":{"origin":17046,"position":0},"title":"Golfing accident","author":"admin","date":"2017-06-24","format":false,"excerpt":"Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll\u2026","rel":"","context":"I \u201d2 JOKES\u201d","block_context":{"text":"2 JOKES","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/category\/ett-gott-skratt\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":11417,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/the-blonde-mortician\/","url_meta":{"origin":17046,"position":1},"title":"THE BLONDE MORTICIAN","author":"bengt39","date":"2011-08-07","format":false,"excerpt":"A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.\u2026","rel":"","context":"I \u201d1 English stuff\u201d","block_context":{"text":"1 English stuff","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/category\/english-stuff\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":13598,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/the-onearmed-golfer\/","url_meta":{"origin":17046,"position":2},"title":"The man with one arm","author":"bengt39","date":"2011-03-02","format":false,"excerpt":"There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very depressed because he had loved to play golf. One day in his despair, he decided to commit suicide. He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off.\u2026","rel":"","context":"I \u201d2 JOKES\u201d","block_context":{"text":"2 JOKES","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/category\/ett-gott-skratt\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":5370,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/old-golfer\/","url_meta":{"origin":17046,"position":3},"title":"Old golfer \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4","author":"bengt39","date":"2010-02-19","format":false,"excerpt":"A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking, older retired golfer in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties. The circus owner tells them, \"I'm not going to sugar coat it. This\u2026","rel":"","context":"I \u201d1 English stuff\u201d","block_context":{"text":"1 English stuff","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/category\/english-stuff\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":16880,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/alternate-shots\/","url_meta":{"origin":17046,"position":4},"title":"Alternate shots","author":"admin","date":"2013-02-18","format":false,"excerpt":"A husband reluctantly agreed to play in the couples\u2019 alternate shot \u00a0tournament at his club He teed off on the first hole, a par four, and blistered a drive 300 yards\u00a0down the middle of the fairway.Upon reaching the ball, the husband said to his wife \u201dJust hit it toward the\u00a0\u00a0green,\u2026","rel":"","context":"I \u201d1 English stuff\u201d","block_context":{"text":"1 English stuff","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/category\/english-stuff\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":8714,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/the-golfer\/","url_meta":{"origin":17046,"position":5},"title":"The wealthy golfer \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4","author":"bengt39","date":"2013-08-13","format":false,"excerpt":"Bob, a 70 year old extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year-old blonde who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies\u2026","rel":"","context":"I \u201d1 English stuff\u201d","block_context":{"text":"1 English stuff","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/category\/english-stuff\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17046","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17046"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17046\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17048,"href":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17046\/revisions\/17048"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17046"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17046"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17046"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}