{"id":17162,"date":"2013-03-28T14:00:09","date_gmt":"2013-03-28T13:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/?p=17162"},"modified":"2013-03-28T16:13:00","modified_gmt":"2013-03-28T15:13:00","slug":"i-think-youre-the-father-of-one-of-my-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/i-think-youre-the-father-of-one-of-my-kids\/","title":{"rendered":"I Think You’re The Father of One of My Kids…’"},"content":{"rendered":"

I Think You’re The Father of One of My Kids…’<\/strong>
\nA guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him.
\nShe says, ’Hello.’<\/p>\n

He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he asks, ’Do you know me?’
\nTo which she replies, ’I think you’re the father of one of my kids.’<\/p>\n

\n

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife.
\nSo he asks, ’Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the\u00a0pool table, with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?’<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

\n

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, ’No, I’m your son’s teacher.’<\/p>\n

A contribution from J\u00f6rgen M61<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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