A laugh for the day !
\nEnjoy!<\/p>\n
STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM<\/p>\n
I would have given him 100% for his wit!!!<\/p>\n
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle<\/p>\n
Q2.\u00a0Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?\u00a0* at the bottom of the page<\/p>\n
Q3. River Ravi flows into which state? * liquid<\/p>\n
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? * marriage<\/p>\n
Q5. What is the main reason for failure? * exams<\/p>\n
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? * Lunch & dinner<\/p>\n
Q7. What looks like half an apple? * The other half<\/p>\n
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? * wet<\/p>\n
Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ? * No problem, he sleeps at night<\/p>\n
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?\u00a0* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..<\/p>\n
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ? * Very\u00a0\u00a0large hands<\/p>\n
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? * No time at all, the wall was already\u00a0\u00a0built.<\/p>\n
Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?\u00a0*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.<\/p>\n
Spread the laughter, share the cheer Let’s be happy, while we’re here !!<\/p>\n
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