An 80-year-old rancher from Wyoming, goes to the Mayo clinic in
\nRochester for a check-up.<\/p>\n
The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, ’Howdo you stay in such great physical condition?’<\/p>\n
’I’m from Wyoming and in my spare time I like to hunt and fish’ says
\nthe old guy, ’and that’s why I’m in such good shape.
\nI’m up well before daylight riding herd and mending fences and whenI’m not doing that, I’m out hunting or fishing.
\nIn the evening, I have a beer, a shot of whiskey and all is well.’<\/p>\n
’Well’ says the doctor, ’I’m sure that helps, but there’s got to be
\nmore to it. How old was your father when he died?’<\/p>\n
’Who said my Father’s dead?’<\/p>\n
The doctor is amazed. ’You mean you’re 80 years old and your
\nfather’s still alive? How old is he?’<\/p>\n
’He’s 100 years old,’ says the old cowboy. ’In fact he worked and
\nhunted with me this morning, and then we went to a bar for a while and had a little beer and that’s why he’s stillalive. He’s a Wyoming rancher and he hunts and fishes too!’<\/p>\n
’Well,’ the doctor says, ’that’s great, but I’m sure there’s more to
\nit than that. How about your father’s father?
\nHow old was he when he died?’<\/p>\n
’Who said my Grandpa’s dead?’<\/p>\n
Stunned, the doctor asks, ’you mean you’re 80 years old and your
\ngrandfather’s still alive?’<\/p>\n
’He’s 118 years old,’ says the man.<\/p>\n
The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, ’So, I guess he went
\nhunting with you this morning too?’<\/p>\n
’No, Grandpa couldn’t go this morning because he’s getting married
\ntoday.’<\/p>\n
At this point the doctor is close to losing it. ’Getting Married???
\nWhy would a 118 year-old guy want to get married?’<\/p>\n
’Who said he wanted to?’<\/p>\n
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