{"id":17372,"date":"2013-04-29T20:49:10","date_gmt":"2013-04-29T19:49:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/?p=17372"},"modified":"2013-04-30T15:37:33","modified_gmt":"2013-04-30T14:37:33","slug":"17372","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/17372\/","title":{"rendered":"Best Poem"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><span style=\"font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: small;\">This\u00a0was nominated by the United Nations as the best poem written by an African child:<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: small;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div>When I born, I black<\/div>\n<div>When I grow up, I black<\/div>\n<div>When I go in sun, I black<\/div>\n<div>When I scared, I black<\/div>\n<div>When I sick, I black<\/div>\n<div>And when I die, I black.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>And you, white fellow,<\/div>\n<div>When you born, you pink,<\/div>\n<div>When you grow up, you white,<\/div>\n<div>When you go in sun, you red,<\/div>\n<div>When you cold, you blue,<\/div>\n<div>When you scared, you yellow,<\/div>\n<div>When you sick, you green,<\/div>\n<div>And when you die, you grey.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>And you calling me colored!?<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><em>A nice contribution from Paul in Provence<\/em><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This\u00a0was nominated by the United Nations as the best poem written by an African child: \u00a0 When I born, I black When I grow up, I black When I go in sun, I black When I scared, I black When I sick, I black And when I die, I black. 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