{"id":17478,"date":"2013-05-24T05:42:31","date_gmt":"2013-05-24T04:42:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/?p=17478"},"modified":"2013-05-24T05:46:53","modified_gmt":"2013-05-24T04:46:53","slug":"17478","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/17478\/","title":{"rendered":"Garderobshistoria"},"content":{"rendered":"

En kvinna hade tagit hem sin \u00e4lskare p\u00e5 dagen, medan hennes man \u00e4r p\u00e5 sitt arbete. Utan att hon vet det s\u00e5 har hennes nio\u00e5riga son g\u00f6mt sig I garderoben.. N\u00e4r hennes man \u00f6veraskande kommer hem, s\u00e5 g\u00f6mmer hon sin \u00e4lskare I garderoben d\u00e4r den lilla pojlen redan st\u00e5r. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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Pojken s\u00e4ger:-Det \u00e4r m\u00f6rkt h\u00e4r.<\/span><\/p>\n

-Ja det \u00e4r det , svarar mannen.<\/span>
\n…<\/span>\u00a0<\/span>
\n-Jag har en baseboll.<\/span><\/p>\n

.Det \u00e4r ju bra.<\/span><\/p>\n

-Vill du k\u00f6pa den? Undrar pojken.<\/span><\/p>\n

-Nej tack.<\/span><\/p>\n

-Min pappa \u00e4r utanf\u00f6r.<\/span><\/p>\n

-Ok hur mycket?<\/span><\/p>\n

-Tusen kronor.<\/span><\/p>\n

N\u00e5gon vecka senare h\u00e4nder det igen att den lilla pojken och mammas \u00e4lskare \u00e4r I garderoben tillsammans.<\/span><\/p>\n

-Det \u00f6r m\u00f6rkt h\u00e4r inne.<\/span><\/p>\n

-Ja det \u00e4r det.<\/span><\/p>\n

-Jag har en basebollhanske\u2026.<\/span><\/p>\n

-Hur mycket? Undrar mammans \u00e4lskare som minndes f\u00f6rra g\u00e5ngen.<\/span><\/p>\n

-Tv\u00e5 tusen kronor.<\/span><\/p>\n

-OK\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n

N\u00e5gra dagar senare s\u00e4ger pappan till sonen att h\u00e4mta bollen och handsken s\u00e5 dom kan kasta lite baseboll.<\/span><\/p>\n

Pojken svarar d\u00e5 att det inte g\u00e5r.<\/span><\/p>\n

-Jag har s\u00e5lt dem.<\/span><\/p>\n

-F\u00f6r hur mycket?<\/span><\/p>\n

-Tretusen kronor!<\/span><\/p>\n

Pappan blir uppr\u00f6rd.<\/span><\/p>\n

-Det var inte sn\u00e4llt att ta s\u00e5 hutl\u00f6st betalt av dina v\u00e4nner. Det \u00e4r ju m\u00e5nga g\u00e5nger dyrare \u00e4n nya. Du f\u00e5r f\u00f6lja med till kyrkan och bikta dig f\u00f6r pr\u00e4sten.!<\/span><\/p>\n

De g\u00e5r till kyrkan och pappan placerar pojken I biktb\u00e5set., st\u00e4nger d\u00f6rren och s\u00e4tter sig utanf\u00f6r. Pojken s\u00e4ger:<\/span><\/p>\n

-Det \u00e4r m\u00f6rkt h\u00e4r inne\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n

-B\u00f6rja inte med den skiten igen, s\u00e4ger pr\u00e4sten\u2026<\/span> <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

P\u00e5gen Normann har skickat denna roliga historia<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

En kvinna hade tagit hem sin \u00e4lskare p\u00e5 dagen, medan hennes man \u00e4r p\u00e5 sitt arbete. Utan att hon vet det s\u00e5 har hennes nio\u00e5riga son g\u00f6mt sig I garderoben.. N\u00e4r hennes man \u00f6veraskande kommer hem, s\u00e5 g\u00f6mmer hon sin \u00e4lskare I garderoben d\u00e4r den lilla pojlen redan st\u00e5r.   Pojken s\u00e4ger:-Det \u00e4r m\u00f6rkt h\u00e4r. 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