{"id":17486,"date":"2013-05-24T05:58:36","date_gmt":"2013-05-24T04:58:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/?p=17486"},"modified":"2013-05-24T05:58:36","modified_gmt":"2013-05-24T04:58:36","slug":"5-answers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/5-answers\/","title":{"rendered":"5 Answers"},"content":{"rendered":"

THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!<\/p>\n

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
\nA: It’s the same as a French kiss, but
\n’downunder.’<\/p>\n

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
\nA: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it
\na Goodyear.<\/p>\n

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
\nA: Because when they come, they’re wild and
\nwet, and when they go, they take your house and car with them.<\/p>\n

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET
\nUP IN THE MORNING?
\nA: Because they don’t have any balls to
\nscratch…<\/p>\n

Q: WHAT IS A MAN\u00b9S ULTIMATE EMBARRASSMENT?
\nA: Running into a wall with an erection and
\nbreaking his nose.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Another Provence contribution from Paul<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It’s the same as a French kiss, but ’downunder.’ Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? 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