A wife, being romantic, sent her husband a text:<\/p>\n
”If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.<\/p>\n
If you are laughing, send me your smile.<\/p>\n
If you are eating, send me a bite.<\/p>\n
If you are drinking send me a sip.<\/p>\n
If you are crying, send me your tears.\u00a0 I love you!”<\/p>\n
The husband replied,<\/p>\n
\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 ”I am sitting on the toilet.\u00a0 \u00a0 Please advise\u2026”<\/span><\/p>\n A contribution from Paul in Provence<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A wife, being romantic, sent her husband a text: ”If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. 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