{"id":17582,"date":"2013-06-18T19:20:43","date_gmt":"2013-06-18T18:20:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/?p=17582"},"modified":"2013-06-18T19:21:12","modified_gmt":"2013-06-18T18:21:12","slug":"17582","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/17582\/","title":{"rendered":"A real businessman"},"content":{"rendered":"

A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into\u00a0<\/em>
\na taxi in New York City and laid down on the back seat.<\/em><\/p>\n

The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his\u00a0<\/em>
\neyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt\u00a0<\/em>
\nto start the cab.\u00a0<\/em>
\nThe woman glared back at him and said, ”What’s wrong\u00a0<\/em>
\nwith you, honey? – Haven’t you ever seen a naked\u00a0<\/em>
\nwoman before?”<\/em>
\nThe old Jewish driver answered, ”Let me tell you\u00a0<\/em>
\nsumsing, lady I vasn’t staring at you like you\u00a0<\/em>
\ntink; det vould not be proper vair I come from.”<\/em><\/p>\n

The drunk woman giggled and responded, ”Well, if\u00a0<\/em>
\nyou’re not staring at my boobs or ass sweetie, what\u00a0<\/em>
\nare you doing then?”\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

He paused a moment, then told her…”Vell,M’am,\u00a0<\/em>
\nI am looking and I am looking, and I am tinking\u00a0<\/em>
\nto myself,’Vair in da hell is dis lady keeping\u00a0<\/em>
\nde money to pay for dis ride?
\n<\/b><\/em><\/p>\n

A contribution from J\u00f6rgen M61<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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