{"id":17713,"date":"2012-03-27T05:14:04","date_gmt":"2012-03-27T04:14:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=14044"},"modified":"2012-03-27T05:14:04","modified_gmt":"2012-03-27T04:14:04","slug":"camillas-new-shoes-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/camillas-new-shoes-2\/","title":{"rendered":"LIFE WITH THE ROYALS: CAMILLA'S NEW SHOES \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\u00a0 Camilla bought a new pair of shoes for her wedding which got increasingly\u00a0tight as the day went on. That night, after the festivities were finally\u00a0over, she & Charles retired back to their room. Camilla flopped on the bed and said<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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’Please remove my shoes darling, one’s feet are killing one.’<\/p>\n

Ever obedient, the Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour.\u00a0But It wouldn’t budge ’Harder!’ yelled Camilla.
\n’Harder?’ Charles\u00a0yelled back. ’I’m trying darling! But it’s just so bloody tight, ’Come on give it all you’ve got, ’ she cried.<\/p>\n

Finally when it released, Charles let out a big groan, and Camilla exclaimed, ’Oh god,\u00a0that feels so good !’<\/p>\n

In their bedroom next door, the Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said,<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\u00a0’See, I told you she would still be a virgin with a face like that.’
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Meanwhile back in the other bedroom, Charles was attempting to remove the other shoe when he cried out, ’Oh god, darling, this one’s even tighter.’
\nAt which point Prince Phillip turned and said to the Queen: ’That’s my boy; once a navy man, always a navy\u00a0man!’<\/p>\n

A Contribution from Anders in Viken<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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