{"id":17719,"date":"2012-06-30T19:12:06","date_gmt":"2012-06-30T18:12:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=14280"},"modified":"2012-06-30T19:12:06","modified_gmt":"2012-06-30T18:12:06","slug":"better-than-the-latest-flue-shot-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/better-than-the-latest-flue-shot-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Better than the latest flue shot \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00a0 \u00a0\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties.\u00a0 And had never been married.
\nShe was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
\nOne afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
\nShe invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
\nAs he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it.
\nThe bowl was filled with water and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!.\u00a0\u00a0 When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.
\nThe pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
\n’Miss Beatrice’, he said, ’I wonder if you would tell me about this?’, pointing to the bowl.
\n’Oh, yes,’ she replied, ’Isn’t it wonderful?
\nI was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.
\nThe directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven’t had the flu All winter.’\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

A Contribution from Anders in Viken and reminded of by Paul in Provence<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00a0 \u00a0 Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties.\u00a0 And had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. 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