{"id":17862,"date":"2013-08-09T06:25:48","date_gmt":"2013-08-09T05:25:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/?p=17862"},"modified":"2013-08-09T06:26:14","modified_gmt":"2013-08-09T05:26:14","slug":"herren-vet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/herren-vet\/","title":{"rendered":"Herren vet  \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">En man \u00e4r ute och promenerar p\u00e5 en strand i Kalifornien och funderar \u00f6ver livet n\u00e4r han helt pl\u00f6tsligt utbrister:<br \/>\n&#8211; Herre, uppfyll en \u00f6nskan \u00e5t mig!<br \/>\nPl\u00f6tsligt fylls himlen av m\u00f6rka moln \u00f6ver hans huvud och han h\u00f6r Gud s\u00e4ga med m\u00f6rk r\u00f6st:<br \/>\n&#8211; Eftersom du har f\u00f6rs\u00f6kt att vara mig trogen p\u00e5 alla s\u00e4tt, ska jag uppfylla en av dina \u00f6nskningar.<br \/>\nMannen s\u00e4ger:<br \/>\n&#8230; &#8211; Herre, bygg mig en bro till Hawaii, s\u00e5 jag kan \u00e5ka dit n\u00e4r jag vill.<br \/>\nGud svarade:<br \/>\n&#8211; Din \u00f6nskan \u00e4r mycket materialistisk. T\u00e4nk dig hur mycket t\u00e4nkande och arbete det kr\u00e4vs f\u00f6r att den ska g\u00e5 att bygga. T\u00e4nk bara p\u00e5 pelarna som ska g\u00e5 \u00e4nda till botten p\u00e5 oceanen! T\u00e4nk dig hur mycket betong och st\u00e5l det skulle g\u00e5 \u00e5t! Jag kan g\u00f6ra det, men det \u00e4r v\u00e4ldigt sv\u00e5rt f\u00f6r mig att uppfylla dina \u00f6nskningar om s\u00e5 v\u00e4rldsliga ting. Ta dig lite mer tid och t\u00e4nk ut en annan \u00f6nskan. En \u00f6nskan som du tycker skulle \u00e4ra och glorifiera mig.<br \/>\nMannen t\u00e4nkte en l\u00e5ng stund och till slut sade han:<br \/>\n&#8211; Herre, jag har varit gift och skilt mig fyra g\u00e5nger. Alla mina fruar har sagt att jag \u00e4r ok\u00e4nslig och inte bryr mig om dem. Jag \u00f6nskar att jag kunde f\u00f6rst\u00e5 mig p\u00e5 kvinnor. Jag \u00f6nskar att jag kunde f\u00f6rst\u00e5 hur de k\u00e4nner inombords. Jag vill veta hur de t\u00e4nker n\u00e4r de v\u00e4grar prata med mig, varf\u00f6r de gr\u00e5ter och vad de menar n\u00e4r de s\u00e4ger: ingenting. Jag vill veta hur man g\u00f6r en kvinna verkligt lycklig.<br \/>\nEfter ett par minuter sade Gud:<br \/>\n&#8211; Vill du ha tv\u00e5 eller fyra filer p\u00e5 den d\u00e4r bron? <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><em>Ett bidrag fr\u00e5n Lawrence ( not from Arabia)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>En man \u00e4r ute och promenerar p\u00e5 en strand i Kalifornien och funderar \u00f6ver livet n\u00e4r han helt pl\u00f6tsligt utbrister: &#8211; Herre, uppfyll en \u00f6nskan \u00e5t mig! 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