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A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl: ”Do you mind if I sit beside you?”<\/span><\/div>\n
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The girl replied in a loud voice:
\n”I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!”<\/span><\/div>\n
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All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed and moved to another table.<\/span><\/div>\n
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After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and said with a laugh:
\n”I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?”<\/span><\/div>\n
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The guy then responded in a loud voice:
\n”$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? . . . THAT’S TOO MUCH!”
\nAll the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
\nThe guy whispered to her: ”I study law, and I know how to screw people.”<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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A contribution from Paul in Provence<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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