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Published 1st time\u00a0 2011<\/p>\n
You gotta love him!<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n
 Teacher:<\/strong> If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how\u00a0<\/span><\/span>many will you have?<\/span><\/span>
\nJohnny:<\/strong> Seven, Sir.<\/span><\/span>
\n Teacher:<\/strong> No, listen carefully…If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2<\/span><\/span>
\n cats and another 2, how many will you have?<\/span><\/span>
\n Johnny:<\/strong> Seven, Sir.<\/span><\/span>
\nTeacher:<\/strong> Let me put it to you differently.If I gave you 2 apples, and<\/span><\/span>
\nanother <\/span><\/span>2 <\/span><\/span>apples and another 2, how many would you have?<\/span><\/span>
\nJohnny:<\/strong> Six.<\/span><\/span>
\n Teacher:<\/strong> Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another<\/span><\/span>2, how many would you have?<\/span><\/span>
\nJohnny:<\/strong> Seven!!! SIR! <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n
A very angry Teacher:<\/strong> Where in the hell do you get seven from?!?!?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n
A very angry Johnny: <\/span><\/span><\/strong>Because,…. I’ve already got a fuckin’ cat!!!<\/span><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n
A nice contribution from Paul in Provence<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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