{"id":18538,"date":"2013-11-04T10:27:54","date_gmt":"2013-11-04T08:27:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/?p=18538"},"modified":"2015-01-09T22:21:03","modified_gmt":"2015-01-09T21:21:03","slug":"age-and-wine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/age-and-wine\/","title":{"rendered":"Age and wine"},"content":{"rendered":"

 <\/p>\n

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Two elderly ladies were talking.<\/p>\n

\u201cAt our age, I don\u2019t know what would be worse;
\nParkinson\u201ds or Alzheimer\u201ds?” one said.<\/p>\n

Her wise friend answered, \u201cOh I\u2019d rather have
\nParkinson\u2019s, definitely Parkinson\u2019s. \u00a0Better to
\nspill half my wine than to forget where I keep
\nthe bottle.”<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/blockquote>\n

A contribution from Paul in the winedistricts \u00a0of Provence<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

  Two elderly ladies were talking. \u201cAt our age, I don\u2019t know what would be worse; Parkinson\u201ds or Alzheimer\u201ds?” one said. Her wise friend answered, \u201cOh I\u2019d rather have Parkinson\u2019s, definitely Parkinson\u2019s. \u00a0Better to spill half my wine than to forget where I keep the bottle.” A contribution from Paul in the winedistricts \u00a0of Provence<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[78,2211],"class_list":["post-18538","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-alder","tag-vin"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-4P0","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":7197,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/the-bottle-of-wine\/","url_meta":{"origin":18538,"position":0},"title":"The bottle of wine \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4","author":"bengt39","date":"2010-08-06","format":false,"excerpt":"THE BOTTLE OF WINE For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren't married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine: Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona\u2026","rel":"","context":"I \u201d1 English stuff\u201d","block_context":{"text":"1 English stuff","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/category\/english-stuff\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1194,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/usb-wine-invention-francaise\/","url_meta":{"origin":18538,"position":1},"title":"Un innovation francais\/ the french wineputer \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4","author":"Bengt","date":"2011-11-07","format":false,"excerpt":"\u00a0 The technologic developement is faster than your mind ... 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