{"id":18548,"date":"2013-11-07T21:09:03","date_gmt":"2013-11-07T19:09:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/?p=18548"},"modified":"2015-01-17T22:53:17","modified_gmt":"2015-01-17T21:53:17","slug":"blondes-and-brunettes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/blondes-and-brunettes\/","title":{"rendered":"Blondes and Brunettes"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-Decker bus for a weekend trip to Sydney.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and The Blonde team rode on the top level.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">The Brunette team down below really whooped it up, having a great time, when one of them realized she hadn&#8217;t heard anything from the Blondes upstairs.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">She decided to go up and investigate.<\/span><\/span>When the Brunette reached the top, she found all the blondes in fear, staring straight ahead at the road,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> Clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #000000;\">The brunette asked, &#8217;What the heck&#8217;s going on up here?\u00a0\u00a0 We&#8217;re having a great time downstairs!&#8217;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: medium; color: #000000;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: medium; color: #000000;\">One of the Blondes looked up at her, swallowed hard and whispered&#8230;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: medium; color: #000000;\"> &#8217;YEAH, BUT YOU&#8217;VE GOT A DRIVER!!&#8217;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><em>From Paul in Provence<\/em><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-Decker bus for a weekend trip to Sydney. The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and The Blonde team rode on the top level. 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