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Voted Best Joke in Ireland 2006<\/p>\n
John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, ”Here’s to spendig the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!”<\/p>\n
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!<\/p>\n
He went home and told his wife, Mary, ”I won the prize for the Best toast of the night”. She said, ”Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?”<\/p>\n
John said, ”Here’s to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife.” – ”Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!” Mary said.<\/p>\n
The next day, Mary ran into one of John’s drinking buddies on the street corner.<\/p>\n
The man chuckled leeringly and said, ”John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary.”<\/p>\n
She said, ”Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he’s only been there twice in the last four years.<\/p>\n
Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.<\/p>\n
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