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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem .\u00a0<\/span><\/strong>
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\"rose\"<\/a><\/p>\n

While they were there, the wife passed away.\u00a0<\/span><\/span>
\n
\nThe undertaker told the husband, ”You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for R150 or we can have her shipped back home for R5000.\u00a0<\/span><\/span>
\n
\nThe husband thought about it and told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home.\u00a0<\/span><\/span>
\n
\nThe undertaker asked him, ”why would you spend R5000 to have her shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here, and it would only cost R150??”\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

The husband replied, ”Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, rose from the dead. I Just can’t take that chance!”<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

A nice contribution from Paul in Provence<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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