{"id":18664,"date":"2013-11-29T17:40:40","date_gmt":"2013-11-29T15:40:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/?p=18664"},"modified":"2013-11-29T17:41:01","modified_gmt":"2013-11-29T15:41:01","slug":"18664","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/18664\/","title":{"rendered":"The wise fisherman"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"wise\"<\/a><\/p>\n

A guy is 85 years old and loves to fish.<\/p>\n

He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, ’Pick me up.’<\/p>\n

He looked around and couldn’t see anyone. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, ’Pick me up.’<\/p>\n

He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.<\/p>\n

The man said, ’Are you talking to me?’<\/p>\n

The frog said, ’Yes, I’m talking to you.’<\/p>\n

Pick me up, then kiss me and I’ll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.<\/p>\n

I’ll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!’<\/p>\n

The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.<\/p>\n

The frog said, ’What, are you nuts? Didn’t you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.’<\/p>\n

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, ’Nah, at my age I’d rather have a talking frog.’<\/p>\n

With age comes wisdom.<\/p>\n

\"groda\"<\/a><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

From Paul in Provence<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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