Monday morning the postman named Dan is walking through the neighbourhood on his usual route, delivering the mail.<\/p>\n
As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway.<\/p>\n
His wonder was cut short by Jim, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer, wine and liquor bottles for the recycling bin.<\/p>\n
”Wow Jim, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night,” the Postman Dan comments.<\/p>\n
Jim, in obvious pain, replies ”Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning.
\nWe had about 18 couples from around the neighbourhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild.\u00a0 We all got so drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I.”<\/p>\n
The Postman Dan thinks a moment and says, ”How do you play WHO AM I?”<\/p>\n
Jim replies, ”Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and come out one at a time covered with a sheet\u00a0with only your willie showing through\u00a0a hole in the sheet, asking ”WHO AM I, then the women try to guess who it is.”<\/p>\n
The postman Dan laughs and says, ”Sounds like fun, I’m sorry I missed it.”<\/p>\n
”It’s probably a good thing you did,” Jim responded. ”Your name came up 5 times.”<\/p>\n
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