{"id":19142,"date":"2014-01-13T09:40:13","date_gmt":"2014-01-13T07:40:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/?p=19142"},"modified":"2014-01-13T09:44:47","modified_gmt":"2014-01-13T07:44:47","slug":"klagompl-fran-turister-till-resbyran","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/klagompl-fran-turister-till-resbyran\/","title":{"rendered":"Klagom\u00e5l fr\u00e5n turister till resebyr\u00e5n"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"strand\"<\/a><\/p>\n

1<\/span><\/span><\/strong>.<\/span><\/span><\/strong>” N\u00e4r vi j\u00e4mf\u00f6rde v\u00e5r enrumsl\u00e4genhet med v\u00e4nnernas trerummare visade det sig att deras l\u00e4genhet var mycket st\u00f6rre”.<\/span><\/p>\n

2.<\/span><\/span><\/strong>”V\u00e4garna var s\u00e5 gropiga att vi inte kunde l\u00e4sa guideboken p\u00e5 v\u00e4g till hotellet. Det gjorde att vi inte k\u00e4nde till saker som kunnat g\u00f6ra v\u00e5r vistelse roligare.”<\/span><\/p>\n

3.<\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00a0”Stranden var f\u00f6r sandig.”<\/span><\/p>\n

4.<\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00a0En hotellg\u00e4st i Australien klagade p\u00e5 att soppan var f\u00f6r tjock och stark. I sj\u00e4lva verket hade han tagit f\u00f6r sig av s\u00e5sen.<\/span><\/p>\n

5.<\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00a0”Det fanns inga k\u00e4ngurur i centrala Sydney. Jag \u00e4r besviken.”<\/span><\/p>\n

6.<\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00a0”Vi k\u00f6pte ett par Ray-Ban glas\u00f6gon av en gatuf\u00f6rs\u00e4ljare f\u00f6r fyrtio kronor. Men det var en piratkopia.<\/span><\/p>\n

7.<\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00a0”Ingen talade om att det fanns fisk i vattnet. Barnen blev r\u00e4dda.”<\/span><\/p>\n

8.\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/strong>”Det tog oss \u00e5tta timmar att flyga hem fr\u00e5n Jamaica till England. F\u00f6r amerikanerna tog det bara tre.”<\/span><\/p>\n

9.<\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00a0”Vi hade bokat ett rum med tv\u00e5 enkels\u00e4ngar men i st\u00e4llet fick vi en dubbels\u00e4ng. Det \u00e4r ert fel att jag nu blivit gravid. Det hade inte h\u00e4nt om vi f\u00e5tt rummet vi bokat.”<\/span><\/p>\n

10.<\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00a0En g\u00e4st som firade smekm\u00e5nad vid en naturanl\u00e4ggning i Afrika klagade p\u00e5 en elefant som var synbart sexuellt upphetsad.<\/span><\/p>\n

”Det fick mig att k\u00e4nna mig otillr\u00e4cklig” l\u00f6d klagom\u00e5let.<\/span><\/p>\n

11.<\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00a0En kvinna hotade att ringa polis d\u00e5 hon uppfattade det som om personalen l\u00e5st in henne i sitt hotellrum. I sj\u00e4lva verket hade hon av misstag h\u00e4ngt skylten ”var god – st\u00f6r ej” p\u00e5 sin d\u00f6rr.<\/span><\/p>\n

12.\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/strong>”Det var f\u00f6r m\u00e5nga spanjorer. Receptionisten talade spanska och maten var spansk. F\u00f6r m\u00e5nga utl\u00e4nningar.”<\/span><\/p>\n

13.<\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00a0”Sanden s\u00e5g inte ut som i broschyren. D\u00e4r \u00e4r den gul men i verkligheten \u00e4r den vit.”<\/span><\/p>\n

14.<\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00a0”Vi var tvungna att k\u00f6a utomhus och det fanns ingen luftkonditionering.”<\/span><\/p>\n

15.<\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00a0”Det \u00e4r er plikt som researrang\u00f6r att informera om att det kan finnas h\u00f6gljudda eller st\u00f6kiga medpassagerare p\u00e5 resan.”<\/span><\/p>\n

16.\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/strong>”Jag blev biten av en mygga – ingen ber\u00e4ttade att de kunde bitas.”<\/span><\/p>\n

17.<\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00a0”Det borde st\u00e5 i broschyren att de lokala butikerna inte s\u00e4ljer n\u00e5gra riktiga kakor som till exempel pepparkakor.”<\/span><\/p>\n

18.<\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00a0”Det \u00e4r sl\u00f6tt av de lokala handlarna att h\u00e5lla st\u00e4ngt p\u00e5 eftermiddagarna. Jag beh\u00f6ver ofta k\u00f6pa saker under den s\u00e5 kallade ”siestan”. Den borde f\u00f6rbjudas.”<\/span><\/p>\n

19.<\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00a0”P\u00e5 semestern i Goa blev jag best\u00f6rt n\u00e4r jag uppt\u00e4ckte att n\u00e4stan alla restauranger serverade curry. Jag gillar inte kryddstark mat.”<\/span><\/p>\n

20.<\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00a0”Vi bokade en utflykt till ett vattenland. Men ingen ber\u00e4ttade f\u00f6r oss att vi skulle ta med egna badkl\u00e4der och handdukar.”<\/span><\/p>\n

21.<\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00a0”Det stod i broschyren att k\u00f6ket var fullt utrustat – men det fanns ingen \u00e4ggskivare.”<\/span><\/p>\n

22.<\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00a0”Att sola toppless p\u00e5 stranden borde f\u00f6rbjudas. V\u00e5r semester f\u00f6rst\u00f6rdes d\u00e5 min make blev upptagen med att titta p\u00e5 andra kvinnor.”<\/span><\/p>\n

23.<\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00a0En resen\u00e4r klagade p\u00e5 st\u00f6rande ljud fr\u00e5n luftkonditioneringen p\u00e5 hotellrummet. Efter rumsbyte uppt\u00e4cktes att ljudet kom fr\u00e5n den elektriska tandborsten i resen\u00e4rens packning.<\/span><\/p>\n

24.<\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00a0”I broschyren st\u00e5r det ’inga fris\u00f6rer p\u00e5 hotellet’. Vi \u00e4r fris\u00f6rer. \u00c4r det okej om vi bor p\u00e5 hotellet?”<\/span><\/p>\n

Ett bidrag fr\u00e5n Oleman<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

1.” N\u00e4r vi j\u00e4mf\u00f6rde v\u00e5r enrumsl\u00e4genhet med v\u00e4nnernas trerummare visade det sig att deras l\u00e4genhet var mycket st\u00f6rre”. 2.”V\u00e4garna var s\u00e5 gropiga att vi inte kunde l\u00e4sa guideboken p\u00e5 v\u00e4g till hotellet. Det gjorde att vi inte k\u00e4nde till saker som kunnat g\u00f6ra v\u00e5r vistelse roligare.” 3.\u00a0”Stranden var f\u00f6r sandig.” 4.\u00a0En hotellg\u00e4st i Australien klagade […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[2558,2557],"class_list":["post-19142","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-klagomal","tag-resebyra"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-4YK","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":24249,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/vart-tog-cykeln-vagen\/","url_meta":{"origin":19142,"position":0},"title":"Vart tog cykeln v\u00e4gen ?","author":"admin","date":"2015-01-27","format":false,"excerpt":"John Petter ringde p\u00e5 hos pr\u00e4sten och var ganska uppr\u00f6rd n\u00e4r han stod d\u00e4r p\u00e5 trappan till pr\u00e4stbostaden. 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