{"id":19304,"date":"2014-01-23T13:51:54","date_gmt":"2014-01-23T11:51:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/?p=19304"},"modified":"2014-01-23T13:54:28","modified_gmt":"2014-01-23T11:54:28","slug":"50-ar-senare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/50-ar-senare\/","title":{"rendered":"50 \u00e5r senare"},"content":{"rendered":"

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS OF YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN’T LOOK THAT OLD? WELL……YOU’LL LOVE THIS ONE!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n


\nMY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DENTAL DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY SECONDARY SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.<\/p>\n

COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?<\/p>\n

UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.<\/p>\n

THIS BALDING, GREY HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS FAR TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK SECONDARY SCHOOL .<\/p>\n

’YES, YES I DID. I’M A MORGANNER! ’HE BEAMED WITH PRIDE.<\/p>\n

’WHEN DID YOU LEAVE TO GO TO COLLEGE?’ I ASKED<\/p>\n

HE ANSWERED, IN 1965. WHY DO YOU ASK?<\/p>\n

’YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!’ I EXCLAIMED.<\/p>\n

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.<\/p>\n

THEN THE UGLY,<\/p>\n

OLD,<\/p>\n

BALD,<\/p>\n

WRINKLED,<\/p>\n

FAT ARSED,<\/p>\n

GREY HAIRED,<\/p>\n

DECREPIT,<\/p>\n

BASTARD ASKED..<\/p>\n


\n<\/span>’WHAT DIDYOU TEACH?’<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

A nice contribution from Paul in Provence<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS OF YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN’T LOOK THAT OLD? WELL……YOU’LL LOVE THIS ONE! MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. 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