Woman:
\n<\/b>Do\u00a0 you drink beer?
\n<\/b><\/p>\n
Man:<\/b>Yes<\/p>\n
Woman:
\n<\/b>How many beers a\u00a0 day?<\/p>\n
Man:
\n<\/b>Usually about 3<\/p>\n
Woman:
\n<\/b>How much do\u00a0 you pay per beer?<\/p>\n
Man:
\n<\/b>
\n$5.00 which includes a\u00a0 tip<\/p>\n
( This is where it gets scary ! )<\/p>\n
Woman:
\n<\/b>And\u00a0 how long have you been drinking?<\/p>\n
Man:
\n<\/b>About 20 years, I\u00a0 suppose<\/p>\n
Woman:
\n<\/b>So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day\u00a0 which puts your spending
\neach month at $450. In one year, it would be\u00a0 approximately $5400
\n\u2026correct?<\/p>\n
Man:
\n<\/b>Correct<\/p>\n
Woman:
\n<\/b>If in 1 year\u00a0 you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past
\n20 years puts\u00a0 your spending at $108,000,\u00a0 correct?<\/p>\n
Man:
\n<\/b>Correct<\/p>\n
Woman:
\n<\/b>Do you know that\u00a0 if you didn\u2019t drink so much beer, that money could
\nhave been put in a\u00a0 step-up interest savings account and after accounting
\nfor compound\u00a0 interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought
\na\u00a0 Ferrari?<\/p>\n
Man:
\n<\/b>Do you drink\u00a0 beer?<\/p>\n
Woman:
\n<\/b>No…<\/p>\n
Man:
\n<\/b>So….. where\u2019s YOUR fucking Ferrari?<\/p>\n
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