{"id":19356,"date":"2014-02-07T16:12:28","date_gmt":"2014-02-07T14:12:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/?p=19356"},"modified":"2014-02-07T16:13:34","modified_gmt":"2014-02-07T14:13:34","slug":"how-to-make-a-woman-happy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/how-to-make-a-woman-happy\/","title":{"rendered":"How to make a woman happy…."},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s not difficult to make a woman happy.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

A man only needs to be:<\/p>\n

1. A friend<\/p>\n

2. A companion<\/p>\n

3. A lover<\/p>\n

4. A brother<\/p>\n

5. A father<\/p>\n

6. A master<\/p>\n

7. A chef<\/p>\n

8. An electrician<\/p>\n

9. A carpenter<\/p>\n

10. A plumber<\/p>\n

11. A mechanic<\/p>\n

12. A decorator<\/p>\n

13. A stylist<\/p>\n

14. A sexologist<\/p>\n

15. A gynaecologist<\/p>\n

16. A psychologist<\/p>\n

17. A pest exterminator<\/p>\n

18. A psychiatrist<\/p>\n

19. A healer<\/p>\n

20. A good listener<\/p>\n

21. An organizer<\/p>\n

22. A good father<\/p>\n

23. Very clean<\/p>\n

24. Sympathetic<\/p>\n

25. Athletic<\/p>\n

26. Warm<\/p>\n

27. Attentive<\/p>\n

28. Gallant<\/p>\n

29. Intelligent<\/p>\n

30. Funny<\/p>\n

31. Creative<\/p>\n

32. Tender<\/p>\n

33. Strong<\/p>\n

34. Understanding<\/p>\n

35. Tolerant<\/p>\n

36. Prudent<\/p>\n

37. Ambitious<\/p>\n

38. Capable<\/p>\n

39. Courageous<\/p>\n

40. Determined<\/p>\n

41. True<\/p>\n

42. Dependable<\/p>\n

43. Passionate<\/p>\n

44. Compassionate<\/p>\n

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:<\/p>\n

45.. Give her compliments regularly<\/p>\n

46. Love shopping<\/p>\n

47. Be honest<\/p>\n

48. Be very rich<\/p>\n

49. Not stress her out<\/p>\n

50. Not look at other girls<\/p>\n

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:<\/p>\n

51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself<\/p>\n

52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself<\/p>\n

53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes<\/p>\n

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:<\/p>\n

54. Never to forget:<\/p>\n

* birthdays<\/p>\n

* anniversaries<\/p>\n

* arrangements she makes<\/p>\n

.<\/p>\n

.<\/p>\n

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY<\/strong><\/p>\n

1.. Show up naked<\/p>\n

2. Bring alcohol<\/p>\n

A contribution from Olemand<\/em><\/p>\n

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..<\/p>\n

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It’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. A friend 2. A companion 3. A lover 4. A brother 5. A father 6. A master 7. A chef 8. An electrician 9. A carpenter 10. A plumber 11. A mechanic 12. A decorator 13. A stylist 14. 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