{"id":19394,"date":"2014-02-21T14:59:20","date_gmt":"2014-02-21T12:59:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/?p=19394"},"modified":"2014-02-21T15:35:49","modified_gmt":"2014-02-21T13:35:49","slug":"its-hell-to-be-old-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/its-hell-to-be-old-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Its hell to be old"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"oldy\"<\/a><\/p>\n

OLD people have problems that you haven’t\u00a0even considered yet!<\/span><\/p>\n

An 85-year-old man was requested by his\u00a0Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical\u00a0exam.<\/p>\n

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, ’Take\u00a0this jar home and bring back a semen sample\u00a0tomorrow.’<\/p>\n

The next day the 85-year-old man re-appeared\u00a0at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar,\u00a0which was as clean and empty as on the\u00a0previous day.<\/p>\n

The doctor asked what happened and the man\u00a0explained, ’Well, doc, it’s like this — first I tried\u00a0with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried\u00a0with my left hand, but still nothing.<\/p>\n

’Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with\u00a0her right hand, then with her left, still nothing.
\nShe tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,\u00a0then with her teeth out, still nothing.<\/p>\n

’We even called up Arleen, the lady next door\u00a0And she tried too, first with both hands, then an\u00a0armpit, and she even tried squeezin’ it between\u00a0her knees, but still nothing.’<\/p>\n

The doctor was shocked!<\/p>\n

’You asked your neighbor?’\u00a0<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

he old man replied,
\n’Yep, none of us could get the jar open!’<\/span><\/p>\n

A contribution from Paul in Provence<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

OLD people have problems that you haven’t\u00a0even considered yet! An 85-year-old man was requested by his\u00a0Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical\u00a0exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, ’Take\u00a0this jar home and bring back a semen sample\u00a0tomorrow.’ The next day the 85-year-old man re-appeared\u00a0at the doctor’s office and gave […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19394","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-english-stuff","category-ett-gott-skratt"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-52O","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":9861,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/some-senior-humours\/","url_meta":{"origin":19394,"position":0},"title":"Some senior humours \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4","author":"bengt39","date":"2011-02-08","format":false,"excerpt":"THREE OLD GUYS WALKING Three old guys are out walking. 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