{"id":19438,"date":"2014-02-28T13:59:47","date_gmt":"2014-02-28T11:59:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/?p=19438"},"modified":"2014-02-28T18:16:12","modified_gmt":"2014-02-28T16:16:12","slug":"a-sad-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/a-sad-story\/","title":{"rendered":"A SAD STORY"},"content":{"rendered":"
A man received the following text message from his neighbour:<\/div>\n
”I am so sorry, Bob.<\/div>\n
I’m riddled with guilt and I have to confess.\u00a0 I have been into your wife, day and night when you’re not around.<\/div>\n
In fact, more than you.\u00a0 I’m not getting it at home, but that’s no excuse.<\/div>\n
I should not have taken advantage like this and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won’t happen again.”<\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.<\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
A few moments later, a second text came in:<\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
”Damned autocorrect.\u00a0 I meant ’wifi’<\/strong> \u00a0not ’wife.’\u00a0<\/strong><\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
A contribution \u00a0Paul \u00a0in Provence<\/em><\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
”Puter” terminology<\/strong><\/div>\n
autocorrect<\/strong>=setting inWords ( Microsoft who else??…) which corrects misspellings automatically<\/em><\/div>\n
wifi<\/strong>=wireless network \u00a0to get into with your computer to connect with internet<\/em><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A man received the following text message from his neighbour: ”I am so sorry, Bob. I’m riddled with guilt and I have to confess.\u00a0 I have been into your wife, day and night when you’re not around. In fact, more than you.\u00a0 I’m not getting it at home, but that’s no excuse. 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