An old, blind cowboy wandered into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.<\/p>\n
He found his way to a barstool and ordered a shot of Jack Daniels.<\/p>\n
After sitting there for a while, he yelled to the bartender, ”Hey, you wanna\u00a0hear a blonde joke?”<\/p>\n
The bar immediately fell absolutely silent.<\/p>\n
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him said, \u201cBefore you tell\u00a0that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that\u00a0you should know five things:<\/p>\n
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.<\/p>\n
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.<\/p>\n
3. I’m a six-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.<\/p>\n
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.<\/p>\n
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.<\/p>\n
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde\u00a0joke?”<\/p>\n
The blind cowboy thought for a second, shook his head and muttered, ”Well\u00a0no! Not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.\u201d<\/p>\n
A nice contribution from Paul in Provence<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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