{"id":19609,"date":"2014-03-27T21:48:00","date_gmt":"2014-03-27T19:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/?p=19609"},"modified":"2017-10-27T15:29:06","modified_gmt":"2017-10-27T14:29:06","slug":"anger-management","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/anger-management\/","title":{"rendered":"ANGER MANAGEMENT"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<div>ANGER MANAGEMENT<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>\n<div>A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband&#8217;s temper The Doctor asks: \u201cWhat&#8217;s the problem?\u201d<\/div>\n<div>.<\/div>\n<div>\u00a0The woman says: \u201cDoctor, I don&#8217;t know what to do.\u00a0 Every day\u00a0my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason.\u00a0 It scares me.\u201d<\/div>\n<div>.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\u00a0The Doctor says: \u201cI have a cure for that.\u00a0 When it seems that your husband is getting angry,<span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00a0<\/span>just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth.<\/div>\n<div>\n<div>Just swish and swish but don&#8217;t swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down.\u201d<\/div>\n<div>.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div>\u00a0Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. The woman says: \u201cDoctor, that was a brilliant idea!\u00a0 Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water.<\/div>\n<div>.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\u00a0I swished and swished, and he calmed right down!\u00a0 How does a glass of water do that?\u201d<\/div>\n<div>.<\/div>\n<div>\n<div>\u00a0The Doctor says: &#8221;The water itself does nothing.\u00a0It&#8217;s keeping your mouth shut that does the trick!&#8221;<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><em>A nice contribution from Paul from Provence\u00a0<\/em><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ANGER MANAGEMENT A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband&#8217;s temper The Doctor asks: \u201cWhat&#8217;s the problem?\u201d . \u00a0The woman says: \u201cDoctor, I don&#8217;t know what to do.\u00a0 Every day\u00a0my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason.\u00a0 It scares me.\u201d . \u00a0The Doctor says: \u201cI have a cure for that.\u00a0 When [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,7],"tags":[2598,2599],"class_list":["post-19609","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-english-stuff","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-anger","tag-water"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-56h","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":16073,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/a-few-good-senior-moments\/","url_meta":{"origin":19609,"position":0},"title":"A FEW GOOD SENIOR MOMENTS","author":"admin","date":"2012-12-13","format":false,"excerpt":"An elderly gentleman....\u00a0 Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. 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