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\n”My son is a\u00a0 priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him\u00a0 ’Father’.”<\/p>\n
\n”My\u00a0son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ’Your Grace’.”<\/p>\n
\n”My son is a\u00a0Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says ’Your\u00a0Eminence’.”<\/p>\n
\n”My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call\u00a0him ’Your Holiness’.”<\/p>\n
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\n38\u201d BUST
\n24″ WAIST and
\n36” HIPS<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n