{"id":19905,"date":"2014-06-12T08:21:38","date_gmt":"2014-06-12T06:21:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/?p=19905"},"modified":"2014-06-12T08:21:38","modified_gmt":"2014-06-12T06:21:38","slug":"old-people-always-know-better","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/old-people-always-know-better\/","title":{"rendered":"Old people always know better."},"content":{"rendered":"

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\u201cFor better digestion \u2013 I drink beer.\u00a0 In the case of appetite loss, I drink white wine.<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n
In the case of low blood pressure, I drink red wine.\u00a0 In the case of high blood pressure, I drink scotch.<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n
And when I have a cold, I drink Schnapps.\u201d<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n
\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n
\u201cWhen do you drink water?\u201d<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n
\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n
\u201cI\u2019ve never been that sick.\u201d<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
A nice contribution from Paul in Provence<\/em><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u201cFor better digestion \u2013 I drink beer.\u00a0 In the case of appetite loss, I drink white wine. In the case of low blood pressure, I drink red wine.\u00a0 In the case of high blood pressure, I drink scotch. And when I have a cold, I drink Schnapps.\u201d \u00a0 \u201cWhen do you drink water?\u201d \u00a0 \u201cI\u2019ve […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19905","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-5b3","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":16534,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/bartalk\/","url_meta":{"origin":19905,"position":0},"title":"Bartalk","author":"admin","date":"2013-01-21","format":false,"excerpt":"As good as this bar is,\" said the Scotsman, \"I still prefer the pubs back home. 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