George W Bush och Tony Blair st\u00e5r i en bar. En g\u00e4st kommer bort och
\nfr\u00e5gar vad dom pratat om.<\/p>\n
”-\u00c5\u00e5\u00e5, vi l\u00e4gger planer f\u00f6r 3:e v\u00e4rldskriget” s\u00e4ger Bush.
\n”-\u00c5 j\u00e4klar” s\u00e4ger g\u00e4sten. ”Hur t\u00e4nker ni g\u00f6ra?”<\/p>\n
”-Vi t\u00e4nker d\u00f6da 140.000 muslimer och en IT-konsult” s\u00e4ger Bush.
\nG\u00e4sten blir bara st\u00e5ende som ett fr\u00e5getecken.<\/p>\n
”-En IT-konsult…?” s\u00e4ger han. ”Varf\u00f6r det?
\nVarf\u00f6r i all v\u00e4rlden ska ni d\u00f6da en IT-konsult?”<\/p>\n
D\u00e5 klappar George W Bush Tony Blair p\u00e5 axeln och s\u00e4ger:
\n”-Vad var det jag sa?
\nIngen kommer att fr\u00e5ga om muslimerna…”<\/p>\n
Ett bidrag fr\u00e5n Gunilla D S59<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" George W Bush och Tony Blair st\u00e5r i en bar. En g\u00e4st kommer bort och fr\u00e5gar vad dom pratat om. ”-\u00c5\u00e5\u00e5, vi l\u00e4gger planer f\u00f6r 3:e v\u00e4rldskriget” s\u00e4ger Bush. ”-\u00c5 j\u00e4klar” s\u00e4ger g\u00e4sten. ”Hur t\u00e4nker ni g\u00f6ra?” ”-Vi t\u00e4nker d\u00f6da 140.000 muslimer och en IT-konsult” s\u00e4ger Bush. 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