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Judy and Ted got married and had 13 children.<\/p>\n

Then Ted died of heart failure.<\/p>\n

Judy married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children. Then Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later.<\/p>\n

Again Judy remarried, and this time she & John had 5 more children.<\/p>\n

Judy finally died, after having a total of 25 children.<\/p>\n

Standing before her coffin at her funeral, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, \u201dThank the Lord, they are finally together.\u201d<\/p>\n

In the congregation Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret: \u201dMargaret, do you think he means her 1st, 2nd, or 3rd husband?\u201d<\/p>\n

Margaret replied: \u201dI think he means her legs, Ethel\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

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A nice contribution from Paul in Provence<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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