En katolsk pr\u00e4st och en frikyrkpastor kom i samtal om b\u00e4sta s\u00e4ttet att disponera kollekten.<\/p>\n
-Vi sa pr\u00e4sten, delar upp kollekten i tre olika delar. En f\u00f6r P\u00e5ven, en f\u00f6r Biskopen och en f\u00f6r f\u00f6rsamlingen.<\/p>\n
-Inte s\u00e5 dumt sa pastorn, men vi har ett n\u00e5got annorlunda s\u00e4tt.<\/p>\n
N\u00e4r alla har l\u00e4mnat templet, s\u00e5 hj\u00e4lps vi \u00e5t, min fru och jag och v\u00e5ra s\u00f6ner. Vi l\u00e4gger hela kollekten p\u00e5 ett lakan. S\u00e5 tar vi \u00a0i varsin \u00e4nda och efter en kort b\u00f6n hissar vi snabbt upp lakanet och skakar till.<\/p>\n
Kollekten far h\u00f6gt upp i luften.<\/p>\n
Det som v\u00e5r Herre vill ha det beh\u00e5ller han, och det som kommer ner det beh\u00e5ller vi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
En katolsk pr\u00e4st och en frikyrkpastor kom i samtal om b\u00e4sta s\u00e4ttet att disponera kollekten. -Vi sa pr\u00e4sten, delar upp kollekten i tre olika delar. En f\u00f6r P\u00e5ven, en f\u00f6r Biskopen och en f\u00f6r f\u00f6rsamlingen. -Inte s\u00e5 dumt sa pastorn, men vi har ett n\u00e5got annorlunda s\u00e4tt. N\u00e4r alla har l\u00e4mnat templet, s\u00e5 hj\u00e4lps vi […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20877","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-5qJ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":8656,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/hawaii-semester\/","url_meta":{"origin":20877,"position":0},"title":"Hawaii semester \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4","author":"bengt39","date":"2013-08-10","format":false,"excerpt":"Tv\u00e5 pr\u00e4ster besl\u00f6t sig f\u00f6r att \u00e5ka till Hawaii p\u00e5 semester De besl\u00f6t att f\u00e5 en \"riktig\" semester. 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