{"id":20919,"date":"2015-08-14T14:04:38","date_gmt":"2015-08-14T13:04:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/?p=20919"},"modified":"2018-03-16T15:49:21","modified_gmt":"2018-03-16T14:49:21","slug":"testamentet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/testamentet\/","title":{"rendered":"Testamentet"},"content":{"rendered":"

Jerker och Martin<\/span> r\u00e5kade ut f\u00f6r en fruktansv\u00e4rd sn\u00f6storm och tog sin tillflykt till en g\u00e5rd d\u00e4r det bodde en ensam, mycket vacker, kvinna.
\nMitt i natten h\u00f6rde Jerker hur Martin sm\u00f6g upp fr\u00e5n sin s\u00e4ng och in i kvinnans rum. <\/span><\/b><\/p>\n

Jerker n\u00e4mnde ingenting om det f\u00f6rr\u00e4n nio m\u00e5nder senare,
\nn\u00e4r det kom ett rekommenderat brev till hans kontor.<\/span><\/b>
\n Han tog brevet med sig och gick in till sin kollega.<\/span><\/b><\/p>\n

”Kommer du ih\u00e5g den d\u00e4r natten n\u00e4r vi hamnade mitt i sn\u00f6stormen och du sm\u00f6g ut fr\u00e5n ditt rum och in till det d\u00e4r fruntimret?” fr\u00e5gade han.<\/span><\/b><\/p>\n


\n”Ja”, svarade Martin.<\/span><\/b><\/p>\n

”Du sa att du var jag, eller hur?”<\/span><\/b><\/p>\n

”Ja, det gjorde jag faktiskt”, svarade Martin oroligt.<\/span><\/b>”Varf\u00f6r fr\u00e5gar du det?”<\/span><\/b><\/p>\n

”D\u00e4rf\u00f6r att hon har d\u00f6tt och jag har f\u00e5tt \u00e4rva hela g\u00e5rden och sju miljoner i kontanter!”<\/span><\/b><\/p>\n

Olemand origin<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Jerker och Martin r\u00e5kade ut f\u00f6r en fruktansv\u00e4rd sn\u00f6storm och tog sin tillflykt till en g\u00e5rd d\u00e4r det bodde en ensam, mycket vacker, kvinna. Mitt i natten h\u00f6rde Jerker hur Martin sm\u00f6g upp fr\u00e5n sin s\u00e4ng och in i kvinnans rum. Jerker n\u00e4mnde ingenting om det f\u00f6rr\u00e4n nio m\u00e5nder senare, n\u00e4r det kom ett rekommenderat […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,7],"tags":[2679],"class_list":["post-20919","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-english-stuff","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-testamentet"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-5rp","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":7730,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/goodbye-mum\/","url_meta":{"origin":20919,"position":0},"title":"Goodbye Mum..","author":"bengt39","date":"2010-10-11","format":false,"excerpt":"A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. 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