publicerad f\u00f6rsta g\u00e5ngen 2016<\/p>\n
Det bar sig inte b\u00e4ttre \u00e4n att Alfred fr\u00e5n Mal\u00e5tr\u00e4sk hade avlidit och\u00a0\u00a0l\u00e4mnat sin fru Alma. Som brukligt s\u00e5 skulle det annonseras i\u00a0\u00a0lokaltidningen, s\u00e5 Alma ringde annonsavdelningen f\u00f6r att meddela det\u00a0\u00a0intr\u00e4ffade. F\u00f6ljande samtal utspelade sig:<\/p>\n
Alma: e re annonsavdelninga?
\nTidningens annonsmedarbetare: Jo, det st\u00e4mmer.
\nAlma: – N’ Alfred e d\u00f6.
\nMedarbetaren: – Eeh jaha. och nu vill ni s\u00e4tta in en d\u00f6dsannons\u00a0\u00a0f\u00f6rst\u00e5r jag.
\nAlma:- Jo
\nMedarbetaren: – Och vad vill ni att det ska st\u00e5 i annonsen d\u00e5?
\nAlma: – N’ Alfred e d\u00f6.
\nMedarbetaren: – Jahaa, hmm. och vad vill du att vi ska skriva mer i\u00a0\u00a0annonsen?
\nAlma: – Inge mejr, f\u00f6r he v\u00e5l se dyrt om je skriv na mejr. He e int\u00a0\u00a0l\u00f6nnt \u00e5 l\u00e4gg ut n\u00e5 i on\u00f6dan.<\/p>\n
Tidningens medarbetare funderade en stund och kom fram till att det nog\u00a0\u00a0skulle bli sv\u00e5rt att \u00f6vertala denna dam till att skriva n\u00e5got mera i\u00a0\u00a0annonsen, s\u00e5 efter \u00f6verv\u00e4gande s\u00e5 sa han till Alma:
\n– Du f\u00e5r tre ord till gratis. Vi bjuder p\u00e5 dem.
\nAlma funderade n\u00e5gra sekunder och sa sedan:<\/p>\n
– Ja, is\u00e5fall se vill je att he ska st\u00e5: Skoter till salu!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
publicerad f\u00f6rsta g\u00e5ngen 2016 Det bar sig inte b\u00e4ttre \u00e4n att Alfred fr\u00e5n Mal\u00e5tr\u00e4sk hade avlidit och\u00a0\u00a0l\u00e4mnat sin fru Alma. Som brukligt s\u00e5 skulle det annonseras i\u00a0\u00a0lokaltidningen, s\u00e5 Alma ringde annonsavdelningen f\u00f6r att meddela det\u00a0\u00a0intr\u00e4ffade. F\u00f6ljande samtal utspelade sig: Alma: e re annonsavdelninga? Tidningens annonsmedarbetare: Jo, det st\u00e4mmer. Alma: – N’ Alfred e d\u00f6. 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