{"id":20975,"date":"2014-12-10T20:31:14","date_gmt":"2014-12-10T19:31:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/?p=20975"},"modified":"2014-12-10T20:32:32","modified_gmt":"2014-12-10T19:32:32","slug":"social-real","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/social-real\/","title":{"rendered":"Social reality"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><span lang=\"EN-CA\">Daughter:&#8230;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span lang=\"EN-CA\"> &#8221;Daddy, I am coming home to get married. <\/span><\/div>\n<div><span lang=\"EN-CA\">Take out your check book Dad, I&#8217;m in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Australia and he lives in the UK. <\/span><\/div>\n<div><span lang=\"EN-CA\">We met on a dating website, Became friends on Facebook, Had long chats on Whatsapp, <\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span lang=\"EN-CA\">He proposed to me on Skype and now we&#8217;ve had two months of relationship-through Viber Dad, I need your good wishes and blessings to big wedding &#8221;..\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span lang=\"EN-CA\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span lang=\"EN-CA\">Father: <\/span><\/div>\n<div><span lang=\"EN-CA\">&#8221;Wow! Really !! Then get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon and pay-through Paypal. <\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span lang=\"EN-CA\">And if you are fed up With Your husband &#8230;. sell him on Ebay&#8221;.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><em>From Paul in Provence<\/em><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>..<\/div>\n<div>,<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Daughter:&#8230; &#8221;Daddy, I am coming home to get married. Take out your check book Dad, I&#8217;m in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Australia and he lives in the UK. 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