{"id":21038,"date":"2014-12-12T14:00:26","date_gmt":"2014-12-12T13:00:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/?p=21038"},"modified":"2014-12-12T14:00:26","modified_gmt":"2014-12-12T13:00:26","slug":"shit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/shit\/","title":{"rendered":"SHIT"},"content":{"rendered":"

One day I looked upon the sky<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

a bird came by and shit into my eye<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

I didn’t laugh I didn’t cry<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

I was just happy cows can’t fly.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\"elderly\"<\/a><\/p>\n

A poem from Gunilla DS59<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

One day I looked upon the sky a bird came by and shit into my eye I didn’t laugh I didn’t cry I was just happy cows can’t fly. 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