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Harry died with his boots on \u2013 sadly one was on the accelerator at the time.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

+<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span><\/span>”There’s no room,” they said. ”It’s full up!”<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span><\/span>”But you must let me on!” shouted the man.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span><\/span>”Why, what’s so special about you?” they asked.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span><\/span>”I’m the driver,” replied the man.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

+<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer.
\nSuddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred.
\n<\/span>
\n<\/span><\/span>The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion, ”Why don’t we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it’ll work?!”<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

From Gunilla D S59<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Harry died with his boots on \u2013 sadly one was on the accelerator at the time. + A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside. ”There’s no room,” they said. ”It’s full up!” ”But you must let me on!” shouted the man. ”Why, what’s so special about […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,5],"tags":[2686],"class_list":["post-21041","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-english-stuff","category-11-bloggen","tag-male-drivers"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-5tn","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":12036,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/women-drivers\/","url_meta":{"origin":21041,"position":0},"title":"Women drivers \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4","author":"bengt39","date":"2011-11-06","format":false,"excerpt":"This morning on the Interstate,\u00a0I looked over to my left and there was a\u00a0Woman\u00a0In a brand new\u00a0Cadillac \u00a0Doing 65 mph\u00a0With her\u00a0Face up next to her\u00a0Rear view mirror\u00a0Putting on her eyeliner.I looked away\u00a0 For a couple seconds...\u00a0to continue shaving And when I looked back she was\u00a0Halfway over in my lane,\u00a0Still working\u2026","rel":"","context":"I \u201d1 English stuff\u201d","block_context":{"text":"1 English stuff","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/category\/english-stuff\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":5233,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/women-drivers-and-girlfriend\/","url_meta":{"origin":21041,"position":1},"title":"Woman driving… and girlfriend \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4","author":"bengt39","date":"2010-02-12","format":false,"excerpt":"My darling husband, Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. 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