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The Pope is visiting the USA and decides to take a turn at the wheel of his limo.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

The Pope gets in the driving seat, while his driver hops in the back and they shoot off at 80 mph. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Not surprisingly they\u2019re pulled over by a traffic cop. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

The cop radios into the police station. \u2018We\u2019ve got a VIP situation here,\u2019 says the cop. \u2018I just pulled over someone who\u2019s really, really important.\u2019<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u2018Who is it?\u2019 asks the station controller.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u2018I don\u2019t know,\u2019 says the cop. \u2018But his chauffeur is the Pope.\u2019<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

A contribution from Gunilla D S59<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Pope is visiting the USA and decides to take a turn at the wheel of his limo. The Pope gets in the driving seat, while his driver hops in the back and they shoot off at 80 mph. Not surprisingly they\u2019re pulled over by a traffic cop. The cop radios into the police station. 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