Norrlandsbonden ringer sin son i Stockholm n\u00e5gra dagar f\u00f6re julafton.
\n– Jag vill int f\u00f6rst\u00f6r helga f\u00f6r d\u00e4, men j\u00e4g m\u00e5st t\u00e4la om att
\nmamma din och j\u00e4g sk\u00f6 skilj\u00e4s, 45 \u00e5rs olycka f\u00e5 r\u00e4ck!<\/p>\n
– Vad pratar du om pappa? skriker sonen i luren.<\/p>\n
– Vi st\u00e5 int ut me varann na’ l\u00e4nger och j\u00e4g \u00f6rk int pr\u00e4ta na’ Panikslagen ringer sonen till systern, som exploderar i telefonen: Hon ringer omg\u00e5ende pappan och s\u00e4ger best\u00e4mt:- Ni ska inte skiljas! G\u00f6r ingenting f\u00f6rr\u00e4n vi kommer!<\/p>\n Pappan l\u00e4gger p\u00e5 luren och v\u00e4nder sig till frun med orden: Norrlandsbonden ringer sin son i Stockholm n\u00e5gra dagar f\u00f6re julafton. – Jag vill int f\u00f6rst\u00f6r helga f\u00f6r d\u00e4, men j\u00e4g m\u00e5st t\u00e4la om att mamma din och j\u00e4g sk\u00f6 skilj\u00e4s, 45 \u00e5rs olycka f\u00e5 r\u00e4ck! – Vad pratar du om pappa? skriker sonen i luren. – Vi st\u00e5 int ut me varann na’ l\u00e4nger och […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[2709,1070],"class_list":["post-21319","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-besok","tag-jul"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s1IAXy-julbesok","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":17478,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/17478\/","url_meta":{"origin":21319,"position":0},"title":"Garderobshistoria","author":"admin","date":"2013-05-24","format":false,"excerpt":"En kvinna hade tagit hem sin \u00e4lskare p\u00e5 dagen, medan hennes man \u00e4r p\u00e5 sitt arbete. 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\nmer om d\u00e4 nu. Ring s\u00f6stra din i Malm\u00f6 och t\u00e4la om d\u00e4 f\u00f6r na.<\/span><\/p>\n
\n– Aldrig i livet att de skall skiljas, s\u00e4ger hon. Jag tar hand om det h\u00e4r!<\/span><\/p>\n
\n– D\u00e4 \u00e4 fixat! Dom k\u00f6mm hem te jul, och dom bet\u00e4la resa sj\u00e5lv!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"