A man seeing flashing blue lights in his rear view mirror pulls to the side of the road.\u00a0After coming to a stop, a police officer approaches the car.<\/p>\n
The man says, ”What’s the problem officer?”<\/p>\n
Officer: You were going \u00a0at least 75 miles an hour in a 55 mile an hour zone. I’m afraid I’m going to have to ticket you.<\/p>\n
Man: No sir, I was going a little over 60.<\/p>\n
Wife: Oh, Harry. You were going at least 80 I would say! (The man gives wife dirty look.)<\/p>\n
Officer: I’m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.<\/p>\n
Man: Broken tail light? I didn’t know about a broken tail light!<\/p>\n
Wife: Oh Harry, you’ve known about that tail light for weeks! (The man gives his wife another a dirty look.)<\/p>\n
Officer: I’m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.<\/p>\n
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.<\/p>\n
Wife: Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt!<\/p>\n
The Man turns to his wife and yells, ”For cryin’ out loud, can’t you just shut up?!”<\/p>\n
The officer turns to the woman and asks, ”Ma’am, Does your husband talk to you this way all the time?”<\/p>\n
Wife: \u00a0”No officer, Only when he’s drunk.”<\/p>\n
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