{"id":22067,"date":"2015-01-12T12:34:20","date_gmt":"2015-01-12T11:34:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/?p=22067"},"modified":"2015-01-12T12:34:20","modified_gmt":"2015-01-12T11:34:20","slug":"drinking-and-driving","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/drinking-and-driving\/","title":{"rendered":"Drinking and driving"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>With all the hype about drinking and driving I had a few beers, followed by several glasses of wine.<br \/>\nDespite my jolliness, I still had the sense to know that I was over the\u00a0limit.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>That&#8217;s when I decided to do what I have never done before: I\u00a0took a bus home.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Sure enough, there was a police road block on the road home\u00a0but, since it was a bus they waved it past.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>I arrived home safely\u00a0without any incident.\u00a0This was both a great relief and a surprise because I had never driven<br \/>\na bus before.<\/div>\n<div>I don&#8217;t even know where I got it from and, now I don&#8217;t know what to do with it!<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><em>A nice contribution from Paul in Provence<\/em><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With all the hype about drinking and driving I had a few beers, followed by several glasses of wine. 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